yonderdarling:

auntytimblr:

princesskilljoy:

yonderdarling:

reblog if you’re for EQUAL marriage in Australia, positive ACTION ON climate change or SETTING tony ABBOTT ON FIRE

But setting Tone on fire would affect the climate negatively?

reblog if you support CARBON-NEUTRAL politician BONFIRES

i APPROVE of this addition to my post

(Source: goryghastlymeanandcruel)

snorlaxatives:

buttlicked:

not gunna lie……… im not a huge fan of garlic bread..„„

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nosdrinker:

me at ikea: where’s the monkey

starangeandunusual:

Girls don’t like boys, girls like fanfiction, food and middle aged celebrities.

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famousest:

when u execute a good comeback without stuttering

Whoop! 

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(Source: catholicschoolqueen)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

rniraclewhip:

current mood: goths in a goofy movie

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mangomamita:

u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes