Good news, everyone! New episodes of Futurama return tomorrow night at 10/9c with the one-hour season premiere!
In the meantime, click here for some preview clips and here to sneak a peek behind-the-scenes in our Countdown to Futurama.
lbby:
lbby:
procrasturbation
because it feels good in the moment, but you’re really only screwing yourself.
congratulations on being the first person i have ever given this medal to
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We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle
im not sure how
but i can see it
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if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do
sue she
Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.
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If you Americans ever feel bad because Philosopher’s Stone was changed to Sorcerer’s Stone, just remember that the French version of the first Harry Potter book and movie is literally called Harry Potter at the Wizarding School.
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Today, I was booped by Jensen Ackles. It was enjoyable.
That second gif is physically the most adorable thing I have ever seen.
I have to go throw up now.
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i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once
#I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I IF I SEE THIS AGAIN ILL SHIT A BEAR #NOT ON A BEAR#NOT NEAR A BEAR #I WILL SHIT AN ACTUAL BEAR #I WILL SIT UPON THE TOILET OPEN WIDE MY ASSCHEEKS AND PRODUCE A BEAR OUT OF MY GODDAMN ASSHOLE
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